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What I'm watching +
ratings - 2005
What's in my DVD player this week? (Or what I'm
watching at the theater.)
Ratings key:
* One star: Poor
* * Two stars: Fair
* * * - Three stars: Good
* * * * - Four stars: Classic
12/4/05
- Rush - 30th Anniversary DVD (concert) - *
* * *
- Madagascar - * * * (DVD) Mini-review:
Better on DVD for some reason. Came up 1/2 point.
- Sky High - * * * (DVD)
- Zathura - * * * 1/2 (Loews Alderwood)
- A great family movie. The best one I've seen in a while, though it scared
the hell out of the kids I took (ages 5 and 8).
- Robots - * * * (DVD)
- Good Night, and Good Luck - * * 1/2
(Loews Alderwood) - I know there's been a lot of acclaim for this movie, but
I think Clooney made a huge mistake in letting McCarthy play himself. The
movie seems like a documentary and a drama, and in this reviewer's opinion
the two don't mix. Especially with something as volatile as the McCarthyism
and Edward R. Murrow's attack on it. I saw the real show "See
it now" episode in college about McCarthy, and it was infinitely more
dramatic than this movie. I think a lot of reviewers are reviewing the event
the movie is about and not the movie.
11/19/05
- Dragon - The Bruce Lee Story - * *
* (DVD) -
Mini Review: Jason Scott Lee channels Bruce Lee in this well-done bio-pic on
Bruce Lee. Not sure about how much truth is in this film, but I think the
filmmakers captured the spirit of Lee.
- Enter the Dragon - * * * * (DVD) -
Mini-Review: The quintessential karate movie. All the elements are here: An
evil crime lord, evil bodyguards/henchmen, revenge, and incredible action
sequences. But the thing that really puts it over the top is the Hollywood
big budget. It feels like a real film, not just a martial arts display. I
really like the images of Lee walking through a virtual house of mirrors at
the end as he does battle with the evil crime lord. The other thing that's
great is that Lee does all or most of his own dialogue. Before Ah-nuld,
Stallone, Willis, and others, there was Bruce Lee.
11/19/05
- Jarhead - * * 1/2 (Mountlake 9) -
Mini Review: Technically, this film is amazing, from the actors to the
cinematography to the sound. But has no soul. Entire scenes seem to be left
on the cutting room floor that were crucial for continuity and character
arcs. In the end, Jarhead never connects all the scenes together, which
leaves us as an audience confused and let down.
- To the Moon (NOVA special - DVD) - * * *
*
11/15/05
- The Assassination of Richard Nixon - * *
* 1/2 (DVD)
- Star Wars - Episode III: Revenge of the
Sith - * * * 1/2 (DVD)
- Chicken Little - * * * (ACT III Alderwood)
- JFK - * * * * (DVD)
10/21/05
- The Untouchables - * * * 1/2 (DVD)
- Serenity - * * * 1/2 (Mounlake 9)
10/16/05
- Steve Smith: The History of the U.S. Beat
(Instructional Video) - * * * * (DVD)
- Wallace and Gromit in Three Amazing
Adventures - * * * * (DVD)
- In Good Company - * * * 1/2 (DVD)
Recommended by
Tiny Dog
- Phone Booth - * * * 1/2 (DVD)
- The Breakfast Club - * * * 1/2 (DVD)
10/4/05
- Ferris Bueller's Day Off - * * * (DVD)
- Corpse Bride - * * * (Loews Alderwood)
- Constantine - * * 1/2 (DVD)
- Flight Plan - * * * (Loews Alderwood)
9/18/05
- Napoleon Dynamite - * * * * (DVD)
- White Noise - * * 1/2 (DVD)
- Dream Theater - Live at Budokon - * * *
1/2 (DVD)
9/11/05
- The Life Aquatic with Steven Zissou - * *
* * (DVD) Recommended by
Tiny Dog
- Kung Fu Hustle - * * * * (DVD)
- Napoleon Dynamite - * * * * (DVD)
- Fantastic 4 - * 1/2 (Loews Alderwood)
9/6/05
9/4/05
- The 40 year-old Virgin - * * * 1/2
(Mountlake 9) Review: My brother saw this movie and said it was "the
funniest movie he'd ever seen." That was enough to get me into the theater.
I don't think it was the funniest movie I've ever seen, but I did think it
was a great comedy—probably a classic. Steve Carell stars as the virgin of
this film, Andy Stitzer (that ditzy weatherman in "Anchorman: The Legend of
Ron Burgundy"). This time, Carell gets to carry the film. The script is
smart, there's actual character development, and there are a lot of
hilarious moments. I also liked that the film didn't pull any punches about
its subject (sex). Very few movies actually stay the true course with a subject
like this.
8/31/05
- Sting - Live at the Hollywood Bowl - * *
*
8/27/04
- Red Eye - * * * 1/2 (Mountlake 9)
Review: Leave it up to Wes Craven (the father of Nightmare on Elm Street) to
come up with a modern-day Hitchcokian thriller―probably the best one this
summer. Rachael McAdams (Wedding Crashers) scores big again this summer as a
woman who is pulled into an international plot to kill a political figure.
Cillian Murphy (Batman Begins) also scores again as a worthy antagonist with
icy blue eyes and an almost Terminator-esque will.
- Joe vs. the Volcano - * * * (DVD)
8/12 - 8/24/05
- Valiant - * * 1/2 (Mountlake 9)
Review: A nice kid's movie. This time, the backdrop is world carrier pigeons
in World War II. Valiant is (you guessed it) too small to be a carrier
pigeon. But he signs up anyway. I found the script witty and funny, although
most of won't make sense to kids.
- Be Cool - * * * (DVD) Review: Not as
bad as the critics made it out to be. John Travolta returns as Chili Palmer,
the calm and cool shylock from Get Shorty. It's fun to watch him get
out of bad situations. There are some amazing cinematic feats in this film,
including filming at a live LA Lakers game and an Aerosmith concert starring
one of main characters. Cedric the Entertainer and his band of thugs are
funny and menacing at the same time.
- Steve Smith: The History of the U.S. Beat
(Instructional Video) - * * * * (DVD)
- Van Halen: Live Without a Net - * * *
(DVD)
8/11/05
- Assault on Precinct 13 - * * * 1/2 (DVD)
8/9/05
- Ray - * * 3/4 (DVD)
- Spider-man - * * * 1/2 (DVD)
- Stealth - * * 1/2
(Mountlake 9) I noticed the critics shredded this movie, and for good
reason. However, there were some genuine "summer popcorn movie" moments in
this film. I tried to ignore the obvious problems, the clichés, and the bad
allusions to other movies. If you don't know anything about this flick, it's
about three fighter pilots who are testing out a new, super-stealth
aircraft. When they get assigned to an aircraft carrier, they gain a fourth
wingman―a computer-controlled aircraft that no one likes (they christen him
"Tin Man"). As I'm sure you can guess, the aircraft without a pilot goes
haywire, and the real pilots have to clean up the mess. The last act of the
film is actually better than the previous two, despite its unbelievable
plot.
8/5/05
- March of
the Penguins - * * * * (Loews Alderwood)
I have to admit I wondered how a documentary about penguins was worth
putting on the big screen. But when I walked out of the theater, I
understood. Let's just say my world view had shifted a bit after watching
this film. The documentary is about the yearly breeding cycle of Emperor
Penguins in Antarctica. They literally march (and sometimes slide) across
the ice to their breeding grounds, where the ice stays thick longer and few
predators roam. The Emperor Penguin's reproductive life is one of misery.
They march 70 or so miles, find a mate, starve for months, watch over a
single egg, and take turns going to get food for themselves and the chick.
The image of the male penguins huddled in a moving black mass against a
winter storm is one I'll never forget.
- Hitch - * * * (DVD) Nice romantic
comedy. An interesting movie to watch after March of the Penguins.
- Million Dollar Baby - * * * * (DVD) I
wasn't prepared for the emotional punch of Clint Eastwood's spare yet
intense film that took home the Best Picture Oscar for 2004. As much as I
loved The Aviator, I think Million Dollar Baby deserved the
Best Picture honor. Hillary Swank is that rare actress like Meryl Streep who
fully inhabits her characters. All I have to say is I thought about this
film long after I sent it back to Netflix.
8/1/05
- Sky High - * * *
(Loews Alderwood) A great kid's movie that stitches together pieces of
Harry Potter, The Incredibles, Spider-man, and other superhero films. It's
fun to see Kurt Russell in a movie like this, since he did all those Disney
movies back in late '60s and '70s,
The Computer Wore
Tennis Shoes (1969),
Now You See Him, Now You Don't (1972), and
The Strongest Man
in the World (1975). This time, Russell plays a superhero father who's
sending his son off to "Sky High," where all the superheroes-in-training go
to high school.
Michael Angarano plays Will Stronghold, who hasn't yet discovered if he has
superpowers, but has led his parents to believe he has.
- Herbie:
Fully Loaded * * * (Mountake 9) - Yes, this is the second time I saw
this movie, but it was the only movie playing at the time of our arrival. I
liked it better the second time. Matt Dillon really knows how to play a
villain.
7/25/05
- Wedding
Crashers - * * 1/2 (Oak Tree) Sure, Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn are
funny. Sure, I was laughing through a lot of the film. Sure, there's a great
supporting cast. But then the film hit the last act (the final 25 minutes or
so), and it dragged. And dragged. Not a bad try for summer fare, but not a
classic.
- Garden State - * * * 1/2 (DVD)
7/22/05
- Bad News Bears - 2005 - * * *
(Mountlake 9) Bill Bob Thornton was the perfect choice for the role of
the alcoholic has-been, who is now coaching a Little League team. At first
it seems like it's going to be one of those stupid B-movies, but goes in
interesting directions. Even though it was PG-13, I was surprised at the
amount of profanity. They could have gotten a much broader audience (and
seemed more intelligent) if they'd cut this down a little. However, that
said, Richard Linklater is a great comedy director who often finds
interesting angles in a story. Just don't bring the kids.
7/21/05
- Star Wars Bonus Disc - Empire of Dreams -
* * * * The best documentary ever made about the original Star Wars series.
7/20/05
- Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
- * * * (Mountlake 9) The movie stays true to the book by Roald Dahl.
Having just read the book to my son a month ago, I was delighted to see
images like the Indian Prince's chocolate palace, the boat being road by
Oompa Loompas, and the squirrels that sort nuts (and other things). Johnny
Depp, as usual, delivers an interesting, complex performance. He and
director Tim Burton find the backstory for Willy Wonka that departs from the
book, but fills out the film with the theme of redemption. Burton's unusual
brilliant visual style really shines with the Dahl imagery.
- Super Size Me - * * * 1/2 (DVD) What
a great documentary. It's impressive to see someone exposing McDonald's and
other fast food for what it really is: poor nutrition and, if eaten
on a daily basis, dangerous to your health. I'll definitely think twice
about eating there now (at least for this week).
7/18/05
- Kinsey - * * * * (DVD) The first time
I heard about Alfred Kinsey was in my intro psychology course in college. I
thought it seemed perfectly logical (and scientific) to understand human
sexuality the way Kinsey did, but the movie shows how people used to think
otherwise. Liam Neeson turns in a layered performance as the manic Kinsey,
racing toward the truth of human sexuality―and sometimes exploring the
darker sides. Laura Linney, playing Kinsey's wife, is also great, as well as all the other actors playing Kinsey's team. The other
actor who impressed me was Peter Sargaard, playing Kinsey's main assistant.
- Fantastic Four - * 1/2 (Loews
Theaters - Oak Tree, Seattle, WA) In this age of great superhero, comic book
films, The Fantastic Four falls painfully short.
- Batman Begins - * * * 1/2 (Loews
Theaters Alderwood, Lynnwood, WA) Joins Spider-man I and II as
a smart comic book adaptation. Many people probably wondered how they
could squeeze any more story out of this tired franchise, but Batman Begins
contains everything we saw in the original Batman (1989) and much,
much more. It really is more of a cousin of Spider-man I, showing us the
origins of Batman. Christian Bale
brings just the right tone to Bruce Wayne and Batman.
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- Herbie: Fully Loaded - * * * (Carmike
in Kennewick, WA)
- War of the Worlds - * * * 1/2 (The
Ruby in Lake Chelan, WA)
6/19/05
- Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed - * *
- Celebrity - * * * 1/2 - Woody Allen
is one of the most consistent filmmakers of our time. This movie has some
amazing moments in it.
6/14/05
- Cinderella Man - * * * * (theater)
6/12/05
- Schindler's List - * * * *
- Spy Kids - * * *
- Groundhog Day - * * * *
- Madagascar - * * 1/2 (theater)
6/5/05
- Maria full of Grace - * * * * - An
amazing movie about drug "mules" (people who take drugs into the U.S. in
their stomachs). I expected to be depressed, but the movie ends up being
fairly uplifting.
- Star Wars - Episode I - * * *
5/29/05
- The Aviator - * * * * - I'll say it again―"The Aviator" should have won the Oscar for Best
Picture.
5/21/05
- Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the
Sith - * * * 1/2 (Read my review here)
- The Interpreter - * * * 1/2 (theater)
5/12/05
- Ladder 49 - * * * 1/2 (moved down 1/2
point on DVD)
- Primus - Hallucino-Genetics, Live 2004
- * * 1/2 (Not enough camera angles, too many repetitive images.)
- Jurassic Park - * * *
5/1/05
- Ocean's 12 - * * * (Moved down a half
point on DVD)
- Spider-man - * * *
4/25/05
- Madison - * * * (theater) - Great
film about the 1970s, hydroplane racing, and staying true to yourself. This
brought back a lot of memories, as I used to go to the hydros in the
Tri-Cities.
- Sahara - Unfinished (I made the
mistake of taking my 4-year-old to this one)
- Aliens - * * * 1/2
- Buffalo 66 - * * * *
4/12/05
- Sideways - * * * *
- The Manchurian Candidate (2004) - * * * *
- Star Wars: The Clone Wars (cartoon) - * *
* 1/2
4/2/05
- The Village - * * * Review: I know a
lot of people hated this movie. But it kept my interest all the way through
and had some interesting plot twists. (You know when it's an M. Night
Shyamalan movie, you're in for some major plot twists―and probably at the
end.) One problem I have with Shyamalan's movies is that I can usually
figure out what the major twist is. This was certainly true for "The Sixth
Sense." This movie feels like one of those great short stories you read in a
Ray Bradbury book, which is its strength and weakness: If the movie had been
a short film, it might have been a masterpiece. But at almost two hours,
there's just too much dead space.
- The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course -
* * * Review: I really admire the way the screenwriters put Steve Irwin
(AKA "The Crocodile Hunter) in a movie. Steve gets to do what he always
does, including jumping crocodiles, handling poisonous snakes and spiders,
and teaching the audience something, while the plot happens around him (he's
oblivious to it). The result is pretty entertaining. It also happens to be a
pretty good children's film, too, although there is some language.
- The Race to Space - * * 1/2 - Review: This is a
movie about a woman scientist and young boy who train a chimpanzee to be the
first American creature in space. I probably would have given this a better
review, but the fact that they named the boy's father something other than
Wernher Von Braun, even though that's who he was supposed to be, distracted
me the entire time. They didn't even call the chimp by the right name. His
name in the movie is Mac, while I found out from a documentary on the DVD
that his real name was Ham. Something tells me the true story about Ham
would have been more interesting.
- Sex and the City - Season 2 - * * *
3/26/05
- Robots - * * * 1/2
- Sex and the City, Season 1 - * * *
- Alien vs. Predator - * * 1/2
3/21/05
- Napoleon Dynamite * * * Review:
Another surprisingly fresh, original movie. The Napoleon character is
something I've never seen before on the screen. The deadpan delivery, the
abruptness the... dancing―these traits make him stand out in a sea of the
usual cookie-cutter Hollywood archetypes. But it's not just Napoleon; all
the characters have a freshness to them, including Napoleon's uncle, his
brother, his would-be girlfriend, and Pedro. The last time I was struck by
the originality of characters was when I watched "Repo Man" in college.
- 2001: A Space Odyssey - * * * *
3/18/05
- Donnie Darko - * * * * Review: One of
the most original movies I've seen in a long time. Donnie Darko morphs into
different genres throughout, including: teen-angst (like American Beauty),
sci-fi, fantasy, horror, and some others I'm forgetting
- Ice Princess - * * 1/2 (Theater)
- The Pacifier - * * (Theater)
- The Incredibles - * * * 1/2
- The Day After Tomorrow - * * 1/2
3/9/05
- 24 - Season 4, Discs 5 and 6 - * * * * -
OK, I have to admit I'm glad to be done with 24-Season 3. Watching this
show on DVD was like a nightly rollercoaster ride. I'd be so full of
adrenaline, I'd be up until 1:00 or 2:00 a.m. on a work night.
As usual, Season 3 was skillfully done. There
are many of the same characters we've seen before, plus a few new ones. For
me, it was heart-wrenching watching Jack Bauer go through some major moral
dilemmas that I can't even imagine facing. And there's the wickedness of
Sherry Palmer (ex-wife of President David Palmer) and a different wickedness
to Nina Myers, a nemesis of Jack's from season 1.
But we've got new characters, or characters
who have expanded roles, like Michelle Dessler, Tony Almeida, and Chase
Edmunds. And finally, Kim Bauer has been given some real plot points. Season
2 was practically a spoof, with her running from mountain lions in
the hills of LA to battling an apocalyptic-minded lunatic who wanted to keep
her in his basement.
I can't imagine a better show than 24. Now I
have to wait for Season 4 on DVD, because I won't wait through the
commercials to watch it every week.
3/1/05
- Bruce Lee - Jeet Kune Do - * * * -
For those looking to understand the philosophy behind Lee's technique, this DVD
provides a glimpse into Lee's personal training tapes (with James Coburn, no
less), interviews, movie clips, and demonstrations from teachers who carry the
Jeet Kune Do torch. A must for Lee fans, especially those who have taken any
martial arts.
2/27/05
- 24 - Season 3 - Disc 4 -
* * * *
- Because of Winn Dixie - * * *
(Theater)
2/25/05
- Escape to Witch Mountain - * * *
2/23/05
- 24 - Season 3 - Disc 3 -
* * * *
2/20/05
- Son of the Mask - * * 1/2 (Theater)
- Close Encounters of the Third Kind - * *
* *
- 24 - Season 3 - Disc 2 -
* * * *
2/13/05
- Fighter Pilot: Operation Red Flag (Imax -
Theater) - * * * *
- Racing Stripes - * *1/2 (Theater)
- Shark Tale - * * 1/2
- Creature Comforts - * *
2/7/05
- Cheaper by the Dozen - * * *
- About Schmidt - * * * 1/2
- 24 - Season 3 - Disc 1 - * * * * - Mini Review: I sat up till about 12:30 a.m. watching
the first DVD. Man, what a ride! Jack Bauer is in trouble again.
1/29/05
- Are We There Yet? - * * 1/2 (Theater)
- Mini review: I think America is hungry for mindless comedies like this
one. It's the second one to come along in as many months ("Meet the Fockers"
was the first). The theater where I saw this movie was about three-quarters
full, and people laughed throughout most of the film. My son laughed
especially hard and asked me a lot of questions ("hey, why'd that kid pee on
that lady?"). I know this isn't really a review of the film, but I think
seeing it with the audience I did made a huge difference in my perception of
the film. Yes, the plot contained about five coincidences, but I didn't
care; I was there to laugh. Ice Cube was particularly good in this film, as
was Aleisha Allen.
- Field of Dreams - * * * *
1/20/05
- Tron - * * - Mini review: Every time
I see this film, it seems more and more like a showcase for the special
effects. The story just isn't there; or, more accurately, it's unfocused. I
mean, Jeff Bridges gets beamed into the computer by a pissed-off computer?
My rewrite would have had the story taking place entirely in the computer
world.
1/16/05
- Rocky IV - * * 1/2
- Before Sunset - * * * 1/2
1/14/04
1/10/05
- Open Water - * * 1/2 - Mini-review: Yes, the
scenes on the open ocean gave me feelings of despair and panic; and the
sharks amplified these feelings. But the first act of the movie contains so
much amateur filmmaking (watch the cuts) that I couldn't believe there was
so much hype surrounding its release. The only thing it has is the story of
two people trying to survive on the ocean, and I can think of ten or more
ways they could have made this better. A movie always has to be better than
a documentary of the filmmakers making the movie; in the case of this movie,
this is not the case. In just about every review, the critics write about
how the actors were acting with "real" sharks, about how the movie was made
on a shoestring budget. But in the end, the movie feels like it was made on
a shoestring budget with the gimmick of a half-baked horrific story.
1/1/05
- Meet the Fockers - * * * (Theater) Mini-review: I haven't
been to a movie in years where I've heard people laugh so hard. The critics
have ripped this movie, but I found it quite enjoyable.
-
Spider-Man - The New Animated Series (Special Edition) - * * *
Notes: Cool animation and interesting new adventures for Spider-Man.
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